Fatty’s AA Gimlet
Mix Bottom Shelf Vodka in a Hawthorne strainer with
the normal ingredients of a Gimlet (simple syrup, lime, and mint) use EXTRA
EXTRA mint!!!! Pour out the tall boy can of Liquid Death water into the sink,
then very carefully pour your Fatty's Gimlet into that can....You are now
ready for your AA meeting!
Fatty’s Virgin Martini
One martini glass full of olives stuffed with blue cheese.
The "Don't Call Me White" Russian
Three parts Bottom Shelf Vodka, one part Kalhua, three parts flax seed milk.
Dr. Fatty's Bottom DDP
2/3 Diet Dr Pepper… 1/3 vodka…. Two prunes on a stick!
Fatty’s Vodka Gazpacho
Put all of these ingredients into a large pot and chill in the refrigerator for two hours before serving.
• One large chilled can of tomato juice (not V8)
• Two large chilled cans of vegetable broth
Chop these things in pretty big chunks:
• One large yellow onion
• 12 radishes
• 8 stalks of celery
• 30 cherry tomatoes in half
• 1 green bell pepper
• 1 red bell pepper
• I yellow bell pepper
• 3 avocados
• 6 persian cucumbers
• 1 or 2 Spoonfuls of Worcestershire sauce
• 1 or 2 spoonfuls of Tabasco sauce
The one thing you gotta chop finely:
• 3-4 cloves of garlic
Chop two jalapeños but don’t put them in the soup. Put them in a
ramican on the side
Also… VERY IMPORTANT. Do not put vodka in with the pot of Gazpacho. We
suggest that you add one to two shots of Fatty’s Vodka to each bowl or pint
glass.
This would be a good time to add Worcestershire, Tabasco, and
jalapeños according to taste